What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 02:47

A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
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